Initial Crime Offering
"Not your keys, not your coins... also not your money apparently"
Projects Rekt
20
Money Vaporized
$0.0B+
Tears Shed
∞
Lessons Learned
0
| Project | Raised | Reality Check | Status | Risk Level |
|---|---|---|---|---|
🎰Pump.Fun | $600M+ | Solana meme coin platform. It's like a casino but with extra steps and worse odds. | 🚀 Still Pumping | 🔥 YOLO |
Pump.Fun
Raised: $600M+
Reality Check: Solana meme coin platform. It's like a casino but with extra steps and worse odds.
Status: 🚀 Still Pumping
Risk Level: 🔥 YOLO
| Project | Damage | What Went Wrong | Final Boss Status | Category |
|---|---|---|---|---|
⚖️Tezos | $232M | Internal legal battles delayed the launch. Lawyers got rich, investors got rekt. | ⚖️ Lawsuit Simulator | Legal Drama |
⚰️EOS | $4.1B | Promised to be the 'Ethereum Killer'. Killed investor hopes instead. | 💀 Ethereum is Still Alive | Overpromised |
🎭BitConnect | $1B+ | BITCONNEEEEECT! *wife screaming in background* | 🎭 Legendary Meme | Hall of Fame Scam |
🏃♀️OneCoin | ~$4B | Not even a real cryptocurrency. Just good old-fashioned fraud with crypto branding. | 🏃♀️ Founder Still Running | Classic Ponzi |
🍆Prodeum | <$20K | Website said 'penis' after exit scam. Peak professionalism. | 🍆 Meme Legend | Comedy Gold |
🌿Paragon | $70M | Cannabis + blockchain = SEC investigation. Who could have seen this coming? | 🌿 Blazed and Confused | Regulatory Rekt |
🔒Centra Tech | $25M | Founders went from Lambos to orange jumpsuits. Character development. | 🔒 Prison Speedrun | Fraud |
👻LoopX | $4.5M | Disappeared faster than your dad going for cigarettes. | 👻 Vanished | Exit Scam |
🎩Confido | $0.4M | Pulled a Houdini act with investor funds. Magic! | 🎩 Abracadabra | Exit Scam |
🧮PlexCoin | $15M | Promised 1,354% returns. Math was not their strong suit. | 🧮 Failed Calculator | Too Good to be True |
⚖️Envion | $100M | Internal lawsuits destroyed the project. No one won, especially not investors. | ⚖️ Legal Cannibalism | Legal Drama |
🚫AriseBank | $4.2M | Shut down by the SEC before it even got off the ground. | 🚫 Pre-Rugged | Legal Trouble |
👻Opair / Ebitz | ~$2M | Team disappeared after raising funds. Classic ghost move. | 👻 Gone in 60 Blocks | Exit Scam |
🪙Bitcard | $5M | No product, no refunds, no shame. | 🪙 No Card, Only Bit | Exit Scam |
📸Benebit | $4M | Used fake team photos. Vanished like a pro illusionist. | 📸 Catfished Investors | Exit Scam |
🏠REcoin | $15M | Tried to tokenize real estate. Got SEC instead. | 🏠 Real Estate Rug | Fraud |
💨Dekado | $1M | Went radio silent. Website went offline. A soft ghost. | 💨 Faded Away | Abandoned |
🔨Titanium | $21M | SEC brought the hammer down for misleading claims. | 🔨 SEC'd | Legal Trouble |
👻Gems | $5.7M | Ghosted after overpromising. Poof. | 👻 Vaporware | Abandoned |
✈️Skynav | $2M | Travel + blockchain... then poof, no travel, no blockchain. | ✈️ Flew Too Close to the Sun | Exit Scam |
Tezos
Damage: $232M
What Went Wrong: Internal legal battles delayed the launch. Lawyers got rich, investors got rekt.
Status: ⚖️ Lawsuit Simulator
Category: Legal Drama
EOS
Damage: $4.1B
What Went Wrong: Promised to be the 'Ethereum Killer'. Killed investor hopes instead.
Status: 💀 Ethereum is Still Alive
Category: Overpromised
BitConnect
Damage: $1B+
What Went Wrong: BITCONNEEEEECT! *wife screaming in background*
Status: 🎭 Legendary Meme
Category: Hall of Fame Scam
OneCoin
Damage: ~$4B
What Went Wrong: Not even a real cryptocurrency. Just good old-fashioned fraud with crypto branding.
Status: 🏃♀️ Founder Still Running
Category: Classic Ponzi
Prodeum
Damage: <$20K
What Went Wrong: Website said 'penis' after exit scam. Peak professionalism.
Status: 🍆 Meme Legend
Category: Comedy Gold
Paragon
Damage: $70M
What Went Wrong: Cannabis + blockchain = SEC investigation. Who could have seen this coming?
Status: 🌿 Blazed and Confused
Category: Regulatory Rekt
Centra Tech
Damage: $25M
What Went Wrong: Founders went from Lambos to orange jumpsuits. Character development.
Status: 🔒 Prison Speedrun
Category: Fraud
LoopX
Damage: $4.5M
What Went Wrong: Disappeared faster than your dad going for cigarettes.
Status: 👻 Vanished
Category: Exit Scam
Confido
Damage: $0.4M
What Went Wrong: Pulled a Houdini act with investor funds. Magic!
Status: 🎩 Abracadabra
Category: Exit Scam
PlexCoin
Damage: $15M
What Went Wrong: Promised 1,354% returns. Math was not their strong suit.
Status: 🧮 Failed Calculator
Category: Too Good to be True
Envion
Damage: $100M
What Went Wrong: Internal lawsuits destroyed the project. No one won, especially not investors.
Status: ⚖️ Legal Cannibalism
Category: Legal Drama
AriseBank
Damage: $4.2M
What Went Wrong: Shut down by the SEC before it even got off the ground.
Status: 🚫 Pre-Rugged
Category: Legal Trouble
Opair / Ebitz
Damage: ~$2M
What Went Wrong: Team disappeared after raising funds. Classic ghost move.
Status: 👻 Gone in 60 Blocks
Category: Exit Scam
Bitcard
Damage: $5M
What Went Wrong: No product, no refunds, no shame.
Status: 🪙 No Card, Only Bit
Category: Exit Scam
Benebit
Damage: $4M
What Went Wrong: Used fake team photos. Vanished like a pro illusionist.
Status: 📸 Catfished Investors
Category: Exit Scam
REcoin
Damage: $15M
What Went Wrong: Tried to tokenize real estate. Got SEC instead.
Status: 🏠 Real Estate Rug
Category: Fraud
Dekado
Damage: $1M
What Went Wrong: Went radio silent. Website went offline. A soft ghost.
Status: 💨 Faded Away
Category: Abandoned
Titanium
Damage: $21M
What Went Wrong: SEC brought the hammer down for misleading claims.
Status: 🔨 SEC'd
Category: Legal Trouble
Gems
Damage: $5.7M
What Went Wrong: Ghosted after overpromising. Poof.
Status: 👻 Vaporware
Category: Abandoned
Skynav
Damage: $2M
What Went Wrong: Travel + blockchain... then poof, no travel, no blockchain.
Status: ✈️ Flew Too Close to the Sun
Category: Exit Scam
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